The woman taxi driver in the Starbucks drive thru today. For reals.
(I've been wanting to write "for reals" for a couple weeks now. Hahahaha.)
But really. For reals.
Barista - Hi! Welcome to Starbucks! My name is Marcia! What can I get started for you? Would you like to try our Dark Cherry Mocha?
Taxi Lady - Is this Betty? Hi Betty!
Barista - No, this isn't Betty. What can I get for you?
Taxi Lady - It sounds like Betty. What's your name?
Barista - This is Marcia. What can I get for you?
Taxi Lady - That's a pretty name. I'll have a JFK.
Barista - Thank you. And I have no idea what you ordered but if you tell me what it is, I can make it for you.
(Barista is now gritting her teeth. And still smiling)
Taxi Lady - A JFK. You know, three shots.
Barista - Oh.
Barista - Okay.
(Taxi Lady pulls forward and runs into the car ahead of her)
(Like she needs more caffeine)
(Sheesh)
2 comments:
too bad i wasn't there to see that.
HAHAHA no way!!!!!!! That lady is a nut and a half, wish I could have been there to see that! Good thing I wasn't though, I probably couldn't have contained my hysterical laughter !
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